Avast Ye Matey or something
September 19th, 2005 @ 11:24 am
As you well know, today is Talk Like A Pirate Day. That’s all well and good but what about Talk Like A Ninja Day? Oh wait, Ninja don’t talk do they? I think that would ruin the whole silent assassin bit.
Alright, what do ninja do then that we can dedicate a whole day to it? Stalk Like A Ninja Day. I don’t know. Carry Deadly Concealed Weapons To Work Like A Ninja Day. That would go over really well or get you very fired depending on your work environment. Scratch that. Ok, let’s regroup and think.
Ah ha! Wear Camel-Toed Shoes Like A Ninja Day. Crap, I thought I had something there for a second.
I guess I don’t have a good idea. We’ll worry about this later but for now everybody enjoy annoying the piss out of your friends and co-workers with statements like Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? or Arrr, I’m goin ta send this copier to Davey Jones’ locker if I be seein’ PC Load Letter one more time!
Time to ship off to lunch, mates.
The Blog
September 19th, 2005 13:41
my pirate name is Mad Bess Rackham. I am so a buccaneer.
September 19th, 2005 14:10
I just took the quiz.
Apparently I’m Dirty Harry Flint. I’m pretty sure they pulled that out o’ their bung hole, matey. Arrr.
September 19th, 2005 16:09
Black Sam Rackem…Arrrr!!!
September 19th, 2005 16:28
Yarr! Aye Bee naught halving luck talkin pirateese.
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September 20th, 2005 20:20
“Captain Morgan Bonney”
Ha! All you guys have to serve on my ship. Arggg!
(does this mean I am a guy now?)