Monster Nation: A Zombie Novel by David Wellington
Today's Deep Thought
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alchohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months warm, happy, and floatingyou finish off as an orgasm.
May 13th, 2008 19:15
Do they both actually run…? haha. Awesome.
May 13th, 2008 22:26
when did you get a jeep? and is that Lake Lowndes? ;)
May 14th, 2008 10:15
@Staatman: Yes they both run. In fact, I drove mine all the way down to Hattiesburg for this picture. *harumph*
@kyzarhead: You knew I had a jeep. I came to your town to buy it. It is a state park, but not LL. It’s Paul B Johnson.
May 16th, 2008 11:14
most excellent, indeed. ‘Cept for the Creed part, though.
May 16th, 2008 11:33
@bitterman The Creed part was indeed a joke. A very funny joke.
May 17th, 2008 19:44
Even though the satire of posts previous were lost on me, I kinda figured the Creed reference for a humorous one.
I haven’t been to Paul B in a lot of years. Looks nice and lush and green as it should.