Monthly Archives: June 2008

My Dog is Getting Fat

Look, I’m a messy eater. It doesn’t matter if I’m eating a carrot stick or baby back ribs, I go through several napkins throughout the course of a given meal. After a meal is over I have been baffled to find food in places that food doesn’t have any business being. Head, shoulders, knees, and toes, I’ve generally got it all covered.

To be honest I didn’t realize how bad it was until I noticed my dog’s behavior during meal time. For most people when a dog begs during meals, she sits there next to you looking up with those big, pitiful, puppy eyes hoping that you’ll find it within your heart to drop the tiniest morsel on the ground that she might gratefully enjoy. But when I’m eating, the dog stands there NOT looking at me. She stands there at full alert monitoring the ground around my feet LIKE A HAWK.


Because she’s learned that when I eat, the food rains down all around her like manna from heaven. An all-you-can-eat smorgasbord of dinner time doggie delight.

On the positive side, at least I’m eating less.

Ask You Movie Review

My buddy, Jonathan Nail (AKA The Trained Actor) has recently started a new web series Ask You Movie Review. Each weekend he catches movie goers at the theater and asks them funny and irreverent questions about the weekend’s new movie. You won’t believe some of the questions or their answers.

Always entertaining, it’s worth checking out on Funny or Die or iTunes.

Site Upgrade

I’ve upgraded the software running the site. Please comment if you run into any problems.

I’ve been running the same theme and plugins for a long time. Every time I upgrade I have to shoehorn something to get it to work. I think a site overhaul is long overdue. Don’t look for it anytime soon but it’s climbing up the to do list.