Conversation in the store the other day
February 19th, 2006 @ 11:36 pm
Me: *looking at some display*
Lady: murmur murmur murmur smoke?
Me: Excuse me?
Lady: Sir, do you smoke?
Me: Uh. No.
Lady: I can’t find my husband and he locked the car and the cigarettes are in it. We’re from Smithville and we’re driving to [somewhere I don't remember] and this is the only chance I’ll get. (as she walks off I hear) I’m gonna kill him
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