Ze Frank emailed me

October 5th, 2006 @ 12:33 am

My awesome and beautiful wife emailed Ze Frank and asked him to wish me a happy birthday. He did.

happy birthday!

now you have to wet yourself.

your wife said you would.

send a picture of the wetting.

please.

ze

So I sent the above picture to him. And of course I couldn’t resist making a video. It’s slightly disturbing.

Gabe
October 5th, 2006 08:04
1

I knew what was coming. And yet I couldn’t look away.
Lyle
October 5th, 2006 10:19
2

I’m pretty sure you got some on the curtains. My hero.
Brian
October 5th, 2006 13:42
3

I just have to say… DAMN.
Comans
October 6th, 2006 06:42
4

Good lord I’ve turned into a pillar of salt.
daniel
October 7th, 2006 21:57
5

wow, you shot straight up. I haven’t done that since I was 5.
kr
October 8th, 2006 00:01
6

Well, I was really excited.

=D
kr
October 8th, 2006 01:16
7

aaaand I have an incredibly small penis.
Mandy
October 8th, 2006 13:08
8

Now don’t be lying to the people.
Gabe
October 9th, 2006 11:12
9

Oh, so he WASN’T really excited…

Today's Deep Thought
- As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him flint.

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