What’s new with you?

Nothin, I don’t know.

See, I just haven’t been inspired lately to write anything new. Why frickin’ not? I wonder. Man, early on this summer, I had multiple ideas coming at me everyday and I could, like, make a selection as to which ones were best to actually write about. Oh those were good times.

Nowadays I find myself coming here and refreshing to see if the blog has been updated. I’m always disappointed.

And I’ve written some funny stuff on here man. I know because I could go back and read it now and I would still laugh. I’ve written this stuff down because I find it funny and I sincerely hope others do to. And people have laughed. They told me so. And it makes me happy.

Maybe I’ve gotten duller and dumber over the summer. ‘Cause before I’d notice stuff and it would get me thinking and I’d come up with a funny angle to it and I’d write about it. Now I don’t seem to be noticing anything. And if I do, I don’t come up with anything funny to say about it.

Just so you know, I ain’t whining. I’m just stating the facts dude. This is where I am.

Man I hope something funny comes along soon or I’ll have to change the bio in my profile. I probably just need to write more in general and stuff will come to me.

Isn’t it weird how things you should be doing or you want to do, you just don’t do? And sometimes many things tie in together. Like I totally kicked ass in the gym this summer, lost 30+ pounds. For the last few weeks I’ve been lazy and eating bad. What’s up with that? And my writing on here has kinda fallen off with my focus on being healthy. See? How are they even related? I don’t know. There’s some deeper issue I guess. There’s some other things I know I should be doing but I don’t do them. It’s easier to just coast than make things better. wtf, I say. w.t.f.

Anyway, now that I’ve gotten that off my chest…

Speaking of my chest, I have about 4 chest hairs. Well I just pulled one out. What the heck man?! I’ve only got four, well, now three. I need all the chest hairs I can get! And I’m sitting here pulling them out?

Well at least my nipple hair has come in nicely.

5 thoughts on “What’s new with you?

  1. You know, honey, here have been some awful things going on, terrible images on TV. It’s no wonder you’d be out of sorts or drained of amusing quips. I believe everyone’s affected.

    I do have good news, tho. “Seeing Stars in Dixie” opens NEXT WEEK — Thursday, September 15, to be exact. It stars ME. Also appearing are Marsha Williams, Edwin Ellis, Debbie Dunaway, and Marianne Ulmer. HEE! Hey, you promised you come see MEEEEEEE! So make your reservation NOW, please! 323-6855

    Love you, miss you, can’t wait to see you!! -Maddy

  2. GeekInBlack:

    Dang, you are right. I must not have been weaned properly or something. Also, that totally explains why I like teh b00bies so much.



    I just made my reservations for opening night. I’m so excited! I know you’ll be wonderful!

    Duke Dorko:

    Dude. Ouch.

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